به یارو میگن با توله سگ جمله بساز٬ میگه: تول سگ ضربدر عرض سگ میشه مساحت سگ:))

ای محو راه گشته از محو هم گذر کن                   چشمی ز دل بر آور در عین دل نظر کن




سلام عرض می کنم خدمت حُضار گرامی و بینندگان عزیز 
عرض پوزش به خاطر وقفه ای که در اجرای برنامه پیش آمد٬ باید خدمتتون عرض کنم که اشکال فنی با تلاش تیم متخصص حل شد و امیدوارم بیشتر خدمت شما عزیزان باشیم.... دور نگار های زیادی مبنی بر اینکه اینجا چرا که چه؟ داشتیم... از همینجا من از همه شما تشکر میکنم و به همراه همکارانم امیدوارم بیش از این بتونیم در خدمتتون باشیم...
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A  man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.  However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent  the e-mail.  Meanwhile..... somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his  mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen  which read:    To : My Loving Wife Subject : I've Reached Date : 23 May 2004  I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.    P.S.  It is damn hot down here !! "