بادکنک ها

 

در بعد از ظهر خسته کننده ای٬
هشت بادکنک کخ کسی آنها را نمی خرید٬
با نخهاشون تصمیم به پرواز گرفتند.
پروازی آزاد به هر جا که دلشان می خواست!
یکی بالا رفت که خورشید را لمس کند - پاپ!
یکی فکر کرد سری به بزرگراهها بزند - پاپ!
یکی خواست روی کاکتوسها چرتی بزند - پاپ!
یکی ایستاد که با بچه بی حواسی بازی کند - پاپ!
یکی خواست تخمهْ داغ بشکند - پاپ!
یکی عاشق یک جوجه تیغی شد - پاپ!
یکی دندانهای کروکدیل را معاینه کرد - پاپ!
یکی هم آنقدر معطل کرد که بادش در رفت - وششش!
هشت بادکنک که کسی نمی خرید٬
آزاد بودند پرواز کنند و در هوا معلق باشند.
آزاد بودند هر موقع خواستند بترکند!
                                                          «شل سیلور اشتاین»
                                        

اسبه زنگ می زنه به سیرک. می گه ببخشید می خوام با مسوول سیرک صحبت کنم٬ خلاصه گوشی رو میدن به مدیر سیرک. 
اسبه میگه سلام قربان٬ من می خواستم تو سیرکتون کار کنم.
یارو میگه خوب شما چی کارا بلدین؟؟؟
میگه والا من یورتمه میرم٬ چهار نعل میرم٬ شیهه میکشم٬ از روی مانع می پرم و از این جور کارا.....
یارو میگه خوب این کارا رو که همه اسبا می کنن!!!!!
اسبه میگه مرد حسابی! تو مثل اینکه متوجه نیستی؟! من از اون موقع تا حالا دارم باهات حرف می زنم.........

a mother's letter to his son Ghazanfar

My dear Ghazanfar, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last people who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and our address will remain same too.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Ghasem fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull Him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.

Your best friend, Mahmood, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died.

And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Ghazanfar, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

                                                                                       Amir Massoud

من حالِم بد بییییییییید!!!!!!!!!..... چرا همه جا می چرخه؟؟؟؟ چرا اینقدر داغه؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟